3 years on; I’ve figured it out

Why single parents are so tired.

Questions!

They come thick and fast and at any time. Now I’m a great believer in educational opportunity so I aim to inform as much as possible.

When I’m tired though….

Questions asked	What I should have said	What I actually said
What’s your favourite colour	Adults don’t tend to have favourite colours	Blue
Who’s that? (TV weatherman)	I’m not sure; his name will come up shortly	Alan
Who’s your favourite Power Ranger	I don’t really have a favourite, as I’m an adult	Alan, the Purple one. You may not know him as he only fights crime on a Saturday
Where are they going (car driving the opposite way)	I couldn’t possibly know that	Primark
How fast can you run (after watching Usain Bolt)	Fast humans can do about 20 mph	Just a little slower than him
Where’s that sheep’s mum	Not too far away	Driving that tractor
Why’s Saturday	It just is	?????
Why are those birds on the roof	It’s a safe perch away from predators	They’re keeping an eye on you
What keep the planet spinning	Interactional forces of the magnetic poles	Children eating their vegetables
Why can you see the moon during the day	It’s a satellite of earth that orbits independently to our rotation	It’s keeping an eye on you

I’ll set them straight before they do any exams.

BSD

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