No testicles were harmed in the making of this story.
Parents are met by gleeful dinosaurs, fairies, Worst Witches, a B.F.G and what I suspect may be a Ninja Turtle.
Oh Lord oh Lord; carry me on.
The only way to avoid the pain and heartache that comes with life is to not live it. Don’t expose yourself to it. Don’t take chances.
But where’s the fun in that?
Dad; I think you need a new workout. I’ve made one for you”
She takes her shoes off and sits down, preparing to take temperatures. Both within tolerable ranges. Almost as if I’d looked after them.
I feel like a cad from a vintage film.
I’ve also felt crap for two weeks so I’ve a pretty good idea. I wish the whole thing would just cough off now.
A solipsistic theme ran through our relationship but I thought I was now immune to it. I was wrong.
I’ve had so little sleep that I feel this may be it…