Maybe you should try the Police; at least we know their number.
Who let you in?
We’ve all heard seen those videos of a cute child calmly explaining to an emergency call handler that ‘mummy won’t wake up’ and we’ve no doubt all held our breath waiting for the sound of sirens.
I hadn’t managed to convince my son of the correct etiquette of the 50% rule of waiting; he had shifted the figures to 33% and was already pushing hotdog into his face hole.
“That’d be wrong wouldn’t it? Eating a lolly after telling them to wait?”
I often wonder about the lessons we teach our children.
I’m thinking of starting a salon for Afro-Caribbean, Mauritian-Scottish women, but I fear it may be too niche.
Within 36 hours, full cupboards are a fond memory..
I don’t remember seeing Steve Backshall kicking nature into plain sight!!
After being a dad for over 7 years, I don’t consider myself to be new at this; but I’m perplexed. Yesterday was the last day of the school term. Today is the weekend. Yesterday neither of my cubs could get themselves out of bed. Today they’re on my bed by 06:00. Yesterday they were running […]