Why single parents are so tired.
They come thick and fast and at any time. Now I’m a great believer in educational opportunity so I aim to inform as much as possible.
When I’m tired though….
|What I should have said||What I actually said|
|What’s your favourite colour||Adults don’t tend to have favourite colours||Blue|
|Who’s that? (TV weatherman)||I’m not sure; his name will come up shortly||Alan|
|Who’s your favourite Power Ranger||I don’t really have a favourite, as I’m an adult||Alan, the Purple one. You may not know him as he only fights crime on a Saturday|
|Where are they going (car driving the opposite way)||I couldn’t possibly know that||Primark|
|How fast can you run (after watching Usain Bolt)||Fast humans can do about 20 mph||Just a little slower than him|
|Where’s that sheep’s mum||Not too far away||Driving that tractor|
|Why’s Saturday||It just is||?????|
|Why are those birds on the roof||It’s a safe perch away from predators||They’re keeping an eye on you|
|What keep the planet spinning||Interactional forces of the magnetic poles||Children eating their vegetables|
|Why can you see the moon during the day||It’s a satellite of earth that orbits independently to our rotation||It’s keeping an eye on you|
I’ll set them straight before they do any exams.