Was it a Minion walkie-talkie?
Was it the inexplicably golden painted, Thomas the Tank Engine?
Was it Cat Boy (????)
In a twist away from the usual culprit, Triceratops, it was Velociraptor, in the dark hallway.
I was only heading up to tell the Cat in the Hat and her brother to stop singing ‘Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer’ and go to sleep.
At least it wasn’t the family jewels this time.