A collection of times my cubs have made me laugh
#You babe; draw back your bow, you babe; draw back your bow!
‘Actually darling, it’s “Cupid”.
‘That doesn’t make any sense…’
‘Yeah. I prefer your version’
#You babe….
Cub 1 to cub 2; ‘Tickle Punch!’
Cub 2, punches her squarely in the face.
‘DADDY!!’
Play with the bull; get the horns. Both of you; naughty step.
‘Darling; start to take your hair down so we can wash and plait it’
‘Ok dad. Have a look; do you think I’ve still got it in my hair?’
‘Got what?’
‘DO YOU THINK I’VE STILL GOT IT IN MY HAIR!?’
‘Darling, if someone doesn’t understand what you’re saying, rather than shouting you should find a different way to say the same thing’
Silence
‘DO-YOU-THINK-I’VE-STILL-GOT-IT-IN-MY-HAIR!!!’
‘Did you understand what I just said to you? that was just slow shouting..’
‘I miss mummy. I think she understands English better than you.’
‘Naughty step’ (not really, but I thought it)
‘Daddy?’
‘Yes?’
‘You say “Christ” a lot’
‘Just asking for help darling’
‘Maybe you should try the Police; at least we know their number’
BSD
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