Daily prompt – Witty

The bell sounds. After shaking hands he moves on, then sits. 

‘Hello’

‘Hi! It’s good to finally see some top talent here; I was beginning to think I was the only one! I hope you’re a fan of witty anecdotes and life stories as all your prayers are about to be answered!’

‘So, how long have you been single…?’

‘If you count up until 30 seconds ago, 17 years!’

In response to the Daily Prompt Witty
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Plan B it is

via Daily Prompt: Jangle

I love the jangle of the bike keys when I take them out of the cupboard.

So here’s the deal;

  • Sunshine? check
  • No kids? check
  • Bike gear? check
  • Training gear? check
  • Certificate of roadworthiness? silence
  • Dammit.

Turns out that the jangle when you put them back is exactly the same.

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